A small blip in time



I had a really awkward situation today at work. 

It went like this:

Hot older guy walks up, tells me he wants to renew his drivers license

I say “sure” and finish up his transaction, I tell him the total and he stands up to get his wallet out of his pants.

What do i do but look at this crotch. 

embarrassingly this is my face:

So he sits down with this face

and he says “So what was the total again?”

I cant stop replaying it in my head. I’m super embarrassed and I cant stop picturing his green eyes and his perfect white smile and unfortunately his bulge.

I just wanna hide. 

(Source: thelyfeandtimesofme)